The Pee Files #5 –

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A good few weeks have passed since I last wrote…

As most of you know, our house is in utter chaos at the moment! We left the US on June 8th, and our container of furniture and household items only arrived 4 days ago. Adding to our craziness is the fact that my husband (darling of note!) decided to get the kids a puppy… OK, she is adorable, I have to admit, but it’s like having another baby in the house (like I need that:) ). And to top it all off, I decided to start potty training my almost 3 yo. Don’t ask me why? I should be a seasoned Pee handler by now; an expert hand at timing these things, this being #4, but seriously… rookie error!

So this got me thinking about all the previous potty training escapades we’ve had… and yes, lucky you, I thought I’d share them. Be warned, this might get a little graphic.

  1. Potty training outdoors sure is fun, especially for boys, but who says girls can’t join in? Bum loved the fact that she could stand butt naked like her brothers and ‘water the plants”… The logistics didn’t work out so well but the giggles made it all worthwhile! (We had walls around our home – just for those of you wondering about public nudity complaints 🙂 )
  2. Those early mornings when the kids are wide awake… There is a whisper in the back of your head “TAKE THE CHILD TO THE TOILET” loud and clear, but the haziness of your glorious sleep takes over and you decide to hit the snooze button (metaphorically, of course, we have five little ones – we haven’t needed an alarm in years!). Only to wake up to wall mural of… yup, you guessed it… I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy!
  3. In public, child comfortable on hip – I think you all know what’s coming – maintaining a semi-pro pose while doing the weekly shop. Then comes that warm feeling that wasn’t there a moment ago, trickling down your side. She looks up at you and, with a big smile, she says – I WEE’D – Why don’t we pack extra clothes in the diaper bag for adults?
  4. Because they are potty training… apparently we are too? With the immovable determination of any toddler, you are told that SHE will wipe you… No, no sweetheart, mommy can wipe herself, thanks. Then, while you’re still trying to explain that your mommy taught you how to do this when you were little, toilet paper is shoved into the loo with the speed and sleuth of a ninja (why can’t they move that quickly and expertly when they do things they are actually supposed to?) … Anyway, face tightens as said toddler gets the job done 🙂
  5. My absolute worst – “MOMMY! My finger, my finger.” “What is it, angel? What’s wrong?” Bending down to investigate, having the finger shoved in my face, realizing that it’s not sand or mud…

I must just say, my eldest, total gem, never had an oopsie. Not sure what happened after that, but it all went downhill from there… fast 🙂

If you need a little comic relief, read all about our escapades in the Pee Files. I’m sure my kids will love me for that!

What is the worst potty training experience that you have had? Do share, I need to feel a little normal here!

x

Jacqui

 

22 thoughts on “The Pee Files #5 –

  1. Heather Keet

    I have tears streaming down my face as I try to laugh quietly as the Hubster sleeps! This is hysterical. Not sand or mud, that would have probably broken me inside. #GlobalBlogging

  2. Jessica - A Modern Mom's Life

    This isn’t so much a potty training story, but one morning I went to get my eldest, who was still in a crib. She had her hand out like she was handing me something – and guess what? It was poop. I had to take it because otherwise what was she going to do with it, in her crib? Eww – I don’t think I will ever forget that morning. Aren’t kids special? 😉
    ~Jess
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  3. oldhouseintheshires

    Haha! Potty training is the worst isnt it! The extra clothes for adults…I can imagine you having to spend the day in pee soaked clothes…ugh. Funny post and to think that your hubbie threw a puppy into the mix! At least you will have a few pee/poo filled months all together….#Globalblogging

  4. Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom

    Oh, goodness! I’ve blocked all the potty training memories from my mind. Although I do laugh at my attempt to potty train my 3yo in a weekend. Supposedly, once they pee on themselves without a diaper they would be whipped into shape and totally want to pee in a toilet. Nope. He just peed on himself all weekend and happily went about his business while wet.

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  5. Tracey

    I really don’t miss those days, especially when you are on a bus, in a supermarket, on a fairground ride (nowhere near a toilet) and your child declares that they REALLY need to go :/ #globalblogging

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